Titty assed

The state of being so fucked up that you don’t know the difference between your titties or your ass.

Molly was so titty assed last night that she ate a tide pod.

by Back Left Corner ofThe Library January 29, 2018

Titty Privileged

Having breasts large enough to flex with comfort. Someone who is titty privileged Shouldn’t need a push up bra and in turn proves they have privileged tittys.

Damn Marley only wears sports bras and they look huge she doesn’t even need a push up she’s titty privileged

by Zayatefiveserosero October 5, 2017

moses titties

A bad boob job where there is a defined separation between each breast. They are so far apart Moses separated them like the Red Sea.

That chick is hot, but she has Moses titties.

So?

by Iwasright August 13, 2017

Ropin’ Titties

Busting copious ropes of jizz all over a girl’s tits.

That whore loves it when I’m ropin’ titties.

She said shoot it on my stomach but I had naaaahhh imma be ropin’ titties.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Mini Titties

Small breasts.

This chick I slammed last night had such a phat ass but she also had some mini titties.

by akendall September 13, 2009

titty crack

You know... cleavage.

That woman has 5 inches of titty crack showing! A bra might do her a favor. You should not show up at work with all that titty crack showing. Seriously.

by distancedrea March 29, 2015

Titty Lasers

The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else

I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers

by The Captian May 5, 2015