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Jasper, Texas

An excellent town that has been blackballed by a single crime committed in 1998. Three white men dragged a black man to death behind their truck. It should be noted that non of the white men were from Jasper. Jasper is a great place to live, but not to go to school. The school system is very corrupt with power addicts.
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Jasper, Texas

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Texas air conditioning

An un air conditioned car or truck. Want cool air, you open both or all four windows at highway speeds of 70 MPH or higher on a hot day in this here Lone Star State of Texas. Texas air conditioning could also be referred to as "250" or "470" air conditioning (two windows and 50 MPH or four windows and 70 MPH)
That old black Chevy pickup has Texas air conditioning. The driver has gotta be sweating away with that red vinyl interior combined with a black exterior along with Texas air conditioning. Must be from Minnesota or the Dakotas where people drive dark colored cars and trucks without air conditioning due to mild summers.
by MPotter September 14, 2006
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texas pistachio wagon

n. slang for the testicular region, particularly when said region is struck violently.
He took one in the Texas Pistachio Wagon.
by gert April 17, 2006
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Texas Flip-phone

"Well, she left a surprise in the sandwich. An old fashioned Texas Flip-phone."
by Brick Sprickley January 17, 2009
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Texas Bowl Swirler

Quite simply, a gigantic crap that swirls along the whole bowl afteer being flushed.
Eric ended up releasing a Texas Bowl Swirler after an out of control evening at the Golden Corral
by primerx1 October 21, 2009
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texas pete bottle rocket

When you dip your cock and/or balls in hot sauce, then insert it into a womans rectum.
Hey Oscar, what did you do last night?
Just gave your sister a texas pete bottle rocket.
by Buck Fush Poke Smot April 28, 2010
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Texas

I've lived in Texas all my life, so I actually know this stuff.

Texas is pretty cool, things are generally bigger here, but since when is that better or worse? We are not all racist. In fact, most of us are some of the most tolerant people you'll meet (i.e. we are not all bible belters). That's just the super small towns where people aren't extremely educated. We are usually fairly friendly, unless someone else is rude first, and we will ALWAYS stand up for, and defend our own. We have lots of pride in our state, which sometimes makes other people mad, and/or pisses them off a bit.

Oh, and we don't ride horses to school or wear cowboy hats all over the place either. Maybe one in a thousand people actually wear boots, unless you're in rural texas, which is a completely different story.

We may be a bit obese, but hey, we like fried food. Lots of people do, we're just a little more enthusiastic about it here!
Texas is simply texas. If you don't live here, you don't know. Don't knock something until you've tried it! (or been there, in this case!)
by Texan_Girl_<3 July 9, 2011
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