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Texticle

A form of texting similar to sexting. The text message usually contains a graphic image of ones pubic area. The message is usually sent because the sender wants a similar message back from the person that they sent it to. The sender is usually of male gender being that males have testicles.
"If I texticle you will you sext me back?"
by big children August 12, 2009
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eel testicles

Term for tater tots, which are bite-sized foods made from sliced potatoes (like hash browns, but smaller). Best eaten with ketchup.
School cafeteria's serving eel testicles again! Yum!
by Goggle January 10, 2005
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Tiesticles

Man who behaves like a monkey and is incredibly thick.
Tiesticles himself, reguarly found whacking one off over other ape like creatures.
by Simon Appleton September 14, 2003
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testicles

An ancient Greek philosopher who claimed "life is like a long hard cock..." and croaked before he could finish. Many scholars believe he could have ended the sentence in many ways, but the most popular is "and at the end there is only the Tate"
Testicles often countered Plato in his teachings, but they both met there demise in philosophical means. By reaching the great Tate.
by Whoflungpoo? February 19, 2009
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Testiclite

1. A member of the male gender, from testicle and the suffix "-ite".

2. One who is fascinated with the testicles, or engages in testicle worship.

3. A macho showoff.

4. The gonad of the male; most often pluralized as "testiclites".
1. John is a testiclite, but mary is an ovarian.

2. That testiclite couldn't stop staring at my 'nads.

3. Johnny Knoxville is a testiclite!

4. Fondle my testiclites!
by JonMaker August 15, 2004
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Testicleses

Testicleses , was a Greek god and hero to many, but awesome to all.
In fact he was so awesome he once found Nemo and saved the little bitch from drowning in a matter of 2 weeks. His family included his mother, Athena, his father, Jason Bourne, his brother, god, his sister, Cthulu, and his wife, that chicken from the garden of eden, and his two sons, Randy Orton, and the Trix rabbit, and finally his pet rhinoceros, billy.
In legend it is said that whoever pissed testicleses off would face the Rath of Billy's horn, in simplified terms you'do get ass raped by a rhino's horn.
Testicles lived a long live but was murdered by his son Randy Orton, he taught Randy the RKO but Randy used it against him in WWE raw because why the hell not?
He saved nemo, dory, he fixed the mad hatter, and kicked many cock juggling thunder cunt's balls. That's about it.
Testicleses is the Greek god of testicles
by The inner enigma August 1, 2017
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Fantastical Testicles

Anyone that has overly large man-man (balls) that women are attracted to without even seeing them.
Erika: Ahhh man did you see Elijah yesterday?
Lucy: Yeah I wanted to suck on his dick all day!!
Erika: I know, especially on his Fantastical Testicles!
Lucy: .....His balls right?
Erika: YEP!!
by Tr1pl3Cs & That Guy April 26, 2011
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