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Don't tase me, bro!

Expression used as a request not to be tasered. Usually followed by immediate tasering.

First known use by Andrew Meyer at the University of Florida Sept. 17, 2007. He subsequently became the subject of much ridicule.
Get off me! I didn't do anything! Don't tase me, bro! Don't tase me!

BZZZZZZZZ

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
by krazyhorse October 4, 2007
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Tasergasm

A tasergasm happens when you shocking your body (with a taser or anything similar), mainly your back, just right before (or during) an orgasm to intensify the feeling. They say an orgasm will feel more, well, electrifying and powerful, even more so than orgasms through chocking or spanking yourself.

A tasergasm is a form of erotic electrostimulation.
Right before I came, I pushed the button to have my tasergasm and I was in heaven. My body was pulsating with pleasure. The electric shock turned pain into pleasure instantly, and just made the feeling more pleasurable.
by avialae January 26, 2014
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pussy tasering

Firing a taser at a vagina for sexual kicks
I went pussy tasering last night, when it hit her pussy I was more shocked then her, I've never seen a women have a convulsive orgasm , she loved it, the burning pubes stank though
by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
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Teasa

The best person you will ever meet! And fuckin crazy!! You will feel privledged just to know them. She is loving and awesome inside and out
I just hung out with Teasa today and it was awesome!
by Sweet Girlfriend October 12, 2011
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don't tase me, bro

A phrase used to gently chastise someone for attacking you verbally.
Dude 1: I told you I didn't like pepperoni on my pizza, dickhead.
Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.
by Jeema November 22, 2007
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Teapee

Tea is a diuretic that elevates the rate of urination (diuresis).
There are several categories of diuretics.
The most common, legal, efficent and effective diuretic, known to mankind, being cups of tea.
All diuretics increase the excretion of water from the body, through constant peeing.
High comsumption of tea results in a high output of pee, hence teapee.
Teapee is the main social function of the elderly.
"Mavis!!! Your drinking too much tea again your be wanting another teapee soon."
by ITman May 6, 2008
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hose teaser

female based humans who "tease the hose"

FROM THE MOVIE GROWN UPS
High pitched voiced man: I'm from SASKATCHETOOOOON!!!

ladies laugh

Man: HOSE TEASERS
by SaNdMaN2438934 July 13, 2011
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