When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.
The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....
by Bushkunty April 15, 2020
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Jesus rolls up to His homies after He died on the cross and is like, “Yo, what’s up? I’m here. Did you guys think I wasn’t going to raise from the dead? Messiah surprise!”
by English Major April 19, 2020
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The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.
Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.
A cat, a car, a job, or man?
Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.
Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?
The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?
I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑
🤭🤭🤭🤣
The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.
Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.
A cat, a car, a job, or man?
Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.
Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?
The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?
I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑
🤭🤭🤭🤣
by Mischievous Megan June 9, 2022
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by Viviyin December 25, 2021
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Dude 1: Hey I just pulled a Himalayan surprise in Max’s bathroom!
Dude 2: Nice bro! He’s gonna be pissed when he recovers from his hangover!
Dude 1: Hey I just pulled a Himalayan surprise in Max’s bathroom!
Dude 2: Nice bro! He’s gonna be pissed when he recovers from his hangover!
by 2jm022 February 13, 2022
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I am going out with one of those Pittman family members this evening, and I'm gonna get myself a good old "Pittman Surprise" tonight!
by Heat seeker September 6, 2021
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