2 definitions by JJJpowww

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Rape, but you shout surprise.

Sarah was walking down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of a bush.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.

#sex #surprise #shocker #lol #fuck #rape

by JJJpowww December 04, 2008

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Sugar Bullets

when you ejaculate into a bowl of sugar, roll into balls and then freeze, ready to be eaten the next day.

Paul : 'last night i made some sugar bullets for my girlfriend'

Fred : 'Oh yeah, i made some for my mom'

#sugar #sex #anal #gay #man #foreskin #semen #sperm #jiz #sweet #jerk #off #rape #sexual

by JJJpowww December 04, 2008

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