Flesh-stache

The female answer to the motorboat. Basically, the lady takes his penis, and comically places it across her upper lip and speaks in a french accent.

"I was totally fooled by your flesh-stache, I thought you were french!"

by williejaysteve June 16, 2009

Louisana Stacker

A sexual position involving 3 or more men. In this position, the base of the stack lies prone, while the other stacks lie on top the man below them, inserting their erect penis into the lower man's anus. The stack continues until there are no more men, thus creating the look of a stack of pancakes. This position is very similar to the mantrain, but men are lying on their stomachs. Additionally, to keep with true Louisiana lifestyle, the men are usually related, most often cousins.

Person #1: "Man, did you see that gay porno?"
Person #2: "Yeah, it was really messed up. They even did the Louisana Stacker."

by $0.02timmy August 13, 2012

Rock Stacker

Hippie, wannabe hippies and losers new to the outdoors that stack rocks in unnatural piles. This is done for a few different reasons. One is simply to say, "I was here." Another reason is just to claim a prominent spot for their Rock stack before some other Rock stacker makes their own stack on that spot. The third and original purpose of the Rock stacks was to guide hikers and keep them on a trail, any unatraul sign would serve this purpose. Rock stacking amateur dorks do not know or care about the origins of Rock stacks, they just want to make one on every virgin spot they see so they can photograph them and post it on Facebook. Real hikers do not have the time or inclination to unnecessarily stack rocks, they are driven by he challenge of hiking and not making cute piles of rocks on every ledge they see.

"I wish these damn Rock stackers would stay home instead of fucking up the trails!"
"Damn Rock stackers shared all of our supplies but none of their own, typical!"

by Freightrain47 March 31, 2017

pube-stache

n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.

1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"

2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"

3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"

by Petorius Longinus February 4, 2008

clit stache

A small stache below the clit. see mustache

While I was going down on Chad's mom I noticed a small clit stache and it made me super horny.

by 12 inch man hammer 4 May 6, 2008

stacey

A fat ulcer you get under your scrotum when you have been having sex with dirty whores. Its impossible to sit or stand when you have one.

Jim: "dude, I slept with that dirty slut last night and now I can't even get up to go to the bathroom"
Greg:" yeah dude I think you got a stacey from her"

by ken malone November 5, 2011

poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.

"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."

by Brazzle Magazzle May 18, 2006