spaffbucket

A promiscuous woman, will sleep with anyone, really cheap, often found in Wetherspoons

Man 1: Oh man, check her out over there, look at that ass!

Man 2: Oh, dude, not her, shes a right spaffbucket, she sucks dicks round the back of spoons for a baggy.

by TopicopediaPodcast March 18, 2025

Spliffed

To basically get killed

"Come through my block unannounced and you liable to get spliffed."

by The Deli (wit the Henny) April 4, 2025

Spliff

A joint when you’re in a predicament.

Weed. “Like spliffin out got dark.”

by Tear Dropper April 27, 2025

splafimgar

a random word with no definition. just a random word made by a random person on a random night. I recommend yelling it in public.

a guy: "Splafimgar!"
a different guy: "What?"
another guy: "I think that guy has an extra chromosome."

by anonymous October 12, 2025

Spaffed

To ejaculate and or produce semen via the shaft of the penis all over a person or surface.

I just spaffed on your face.

by lilwheeler420 January 7, 2026

slafforn

two semi-slafforns

I went back to the barber and he gave me a slafforn this time!

by nexity January 10, 2026

pilly spliff

A pilly spliff is an invention that whilst not as good as the chingy spliff is still cool to do whilst at a party. This involves the use of crumbling an ecstasy tablet, AKA, an E into a joint of weed before rolling the joint. My preferred dosage of e for this is half a pill. Although I enjoy doing this, as I enjoy the taste of it, it has not been scientifically proven that it really has any efect when consumed in this method. 1 reason for this may be everytime I have done this I have already been under the influence of 1 or more pills, and the weed chills you the fuck out already whilst on that stuff so can't really tell. In fact i'd go as far as saying it is showing off!

Person 1 "Check this out i'm makin a pilly spliff!"
Person 2 "Bloody show off! Give me some."

by GF August 12, 2007