soft taco

A loose pussy.

A vagina that has been fucked so much it's hella loose.

"That hooker has a soft taco".

by birkle December 16, 2006

Soft Serve

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

" How did it go with Phil last night?"

"Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a soft serve. I got dressed and left."

by Sister Golden Hair Suprise January 12, 2010

nine soft

self explanatory, uncommon useage.

when preounced, it usually is spoken out in a quiet, almost whiespering manner

mike buble is nine soft..

by terra21 April 8, 2008

Soft jizz

When you jizz with a soft dick

This girl was blowing me with a soft dick and I pulled out a gave her a soft jizz.

by Daniel Rounding January 14, 2017

Soft-Serve

When a man forces his still flacid (see limpdick, wet noodle) penis into a womans vagina through sheer determination.

Sam got so drunk that he ended up soft-serving Jami last night for like two hours until she finally had had enough and pushed him off.

She just wanted the D-piece, she didn't know she'd be getting the soft-serve.

by Phaison LeVante Jackson September 16, 2012

Soft Job

Receiving a hand job while unable to achieve or maintain an erection.

That dude gave Nick a soft job.

by Chris Jacabucci September 14, 2008

soft jacob

During intercourse with a female who has more relaxed vaginal muscles than usual (i.e. loose), one removes one's penis from said vagina, turns around, and drops a hefty log of fecal matter directly into the gaping hole of the loose vagina. After doing so, one continues to pummel this fecal matter into the back of the female's vagina until it creates a hymen-like barrier to the uterus, though this act should not be used as a contraceptive method.

Hi Jon, how are you?
Great, Mike. I just performed a soft jacob on a filthy hooker.

by lhalman September 20, 2008