sure as shit

Something that is definite because everyone shits.

Sure as shit he will call back.

by Debonkka May 14, 2010

Dumb shit scientists

Doing really idiotic stuff and calling yourself a scientist cos why the fuck not
Generally used in video games

Bob: hey bro les jump on Fortnite and do some dumb shit so we become dumb shit scientists
Jake: Ye man

by Dat boi’s dad October 15, 2018

shooting the shit

To converse lightly, with no specific topic or objective in mind.

See also: shooting the breeze

So, Bill and I were shooting the breeze and suddenly we came up with an idea for a new website.

by handle187 October 31, 2003

what the shit

Expressing disbelief, like "what the fuck."

Often credited to The Matrix, but actually first appeared in popular culture in the 1984 sci-fi movie "The Last Starfighter" when the main character's little brother sees a robo-duplicate of his brother.

what the shit?! why are there two copies of my brother?

by SeitzFace Killa March 22, 2008

this shit is bananas

Meaning "this stuff is crazy".

She went bananas when she saw him on stage.

by Big S May 20, 2005

shit can

A sudden termination of employment

My brother was shit canned last week.

by Pavarti May 4, 2005

hangover shit

the shit you take when you have a hangover that cures it. it weirdly works

I had to puke for like 3 hours but then i took a hangover shit and i felt better

by Mr Suzuki May 25, 2011