The sensational painstaking presentation while attending a social function and gathering the awareness of the present congregation only after you have found the most gullible, smallest, and youngest male at the party convinced said whippersnapper (through peer pressure and alcohol consumption) to allow himself to be handcuffed to a tree, while onlookers watch in awe proceed to disrobe the crying embarrased juvenile in front of his peers, then as if not enough you unveil the "cou de gras", your choice brand of peanut butter and spread frivolously up and down the exposed buttox making sure to get equal portions within the crack itself. (see also greasy nut, greased nut, greased sheafer
Wow poor Mike Smith got a mean dirty sheafer at Fulks party last night.
I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.
I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.
by MBenji February 8, 2010
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the female involved lies down face first on the bed lips spread wide from behind, whilst the male climbs the bookshelf or other bedroom furniture (at least 1.5 meters high). with no prior warning the male launches off from specified height aiming to spear the female with his old boy
the female involved lies down face first on the bed lips spread wide from behind, whilst the male climbs the bookshelf or other bedroom furniture (at least 1.5 meters high). with no prior warning the male launches off from specified height aiming to spear the female with his old boy
by olly k October 9, 2007
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Where all the ‘educated’ people go, they look down on everyone and anyone. Bad at sports.
Everyone who goes here is dead inside. Their family hates them.
Everyone who goes here is dead inside. Their family hates them.
I asked them what they were studying, they rolled their eyes and said, “fine art, obviously.
And that’s when I knew, they studied at the university of Sheffield.
And that’s when I knew, they studied at the university of Sheffield.
by Wig?wig. March 25, 2018
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Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?
by Mark Towe December 7, 2005
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can`t be missed because of the smell of pigshit and curry, if you stop at traffic lights you get your wheels nicked, if you ride a bike and signal to turn you get you watch nicked, if its night the only way to see people if they smile, and if god was born here....well musta dropped down the shitter
can`t be missed because of the smell of pigshit and curry, if you stop at traffic lights you get your wheels nicked, if you ride a bike and signal to turn you get you watch nicked, if its night the only way to see people if they smile, and if god was born here....well musta dropped down the shitter
by Arcangel-mike August 22, 2008
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by Walkabout101 November 2, 2006
Get the Sheffield mug.The bulge of fat/skin that protrudes atop and hangs over, the waistband on a woman wearing mom jeans. Similar to a muffin top, only approx 3 inches higher. Just below the boobs, creating a shelf for the boobs to rest upon.
Wow, look at the muffin top on that girl!! No, that isn't a muffin top, Tori, its a boob shelf. She is wearing mom jeans after all!!!!!!
by Creedem June 28, 2009
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