MBenji's definitions
1:I hate being ignored
2:Don't be ignored stand up and scream it's the only way you will be heard
1:Yeah ok
2:Bad vibes will only receive bad vibes faith in something bigger and better and believing that will make it all good there is light in every dark tunnel think bright even if it's dark let the spirit guide and stick to gaining an understanding if it doesn't happen that means there is something better you surround yourself with what you put out karma is real I have no reason to lie to you everything is within you and finding what you really want
1:Ive heard it all. Theres nothing that i haven't heard before.
2:I can't save you from yourself if you want to be so grim. The pit your in is the pit you need to wake up in and realize it's dark in there.
3: you're*
1:Lol
3:Honestly don't even know how you were on my news feed but I had to, everybody's a Facebook Ghandi these days.
2:Don't be ignored stand up and scream it's the only way you will be heard
1:Yeah ok
2:Bad vibes will only receive bad vibes faith in something bigger and better and believing that will make it all good there is light in every dark tunnel think bright even if it's dark let the spirit guide and stick to gaining an understanding if it doesn't happen that means there is something better you surround yourself with what you put out karma is real I have no reason to lie to you everything is within you and finding what you really want
1:Ive heard it all. Theres nothing that i haven't heard before.
2:I can't save you from yourself if you want to be so grim. The pit your in is the pit you need to wake up in and realize it's dark in there.
3: you're*
1:Lol
3:Honestly don't even know how you were on my news feed but I had to, everybody's a Facebook Ghandi these days.
by MBenji January 4, 2014
Get the Facebook Ghandimug. The inevitable responsibility of all grown ginger males to eunuchize themselves, and if devoted enough to fighting global extinction proceed to castrate the posterity of gingers as to avoid future procreation of an incestual demonic species necassary for the survival of mankind.
The bloody pilkerton is a painful experience both mentally and physically for gingers but it is vital to the human race.
Joe I know you dont want to, but you have to pilkerton yourself and your little brother/lover, for the good of all beings.
Joe I know you dont want to, but you have to pilkerton yourself and your little brother/lover, for the good of all beings.
by MBenji February 7, 2010
Get the Bloody Pilkertonmug. Random Downtown Smiley Puma: "look at you all dressed up"
Me: "you're a lil puma aren't you?"
Puma: "what's a puma?"
Me: "like one notch before a cougar"
Me: "you're a lil puma aren't you?"
Puma: "what's a puma?"
Me: "like one notch before a cougar"
by Mbenji September 6, 2013
Get the Pumamug. The honorable execution of defecating into a dip serving platter then after placing atop a pungent dipping sauce, (to hide the malodorous odor of fecalia) arrive at a function, and covertly serve the exquisite casserole to the undiscerning
participants of said function.
participants of said function.
Damn Benji I cant believed you dirty wienclawskied that party nobody saw that coming.
Be slick tryin to drop that D-Wizzle on the table, you dont want anyone to see you.
Be slick tryin to drop that D-Wizzle on the table, you dont want anyone to see you.
by MBenji February 6, 2010
Get the Dirty Wienclawskimug. Flesh eating penile bacteria that decreases the dexterity in human flesh from head to shaft to testicle through a gory malicious invasion of penile tissue resulting in a bloody mucus covered nub of what was once an average sized male member
The Hermeculite infection in Pauls penis has left him at a loss for manhood and affected his life drastically resulting in the desire to end the agony of ruin that the bloody nub has caused.
by Mbenji June 16, 2011
Get the Hermeculitemug. The infinitely gratifiying pleasure of aquiring a thoroughly mentally challenged female, escorting her to a frequented venue, (prefferably a house party or home with unfettered access to a readily observable skanktuary)then find the most indiscreetly obvious lightly secluded locale within the function and proceed to barbarically fornicate her in the most defiling manor while shouting a personally coined phrase (such as: enjoy yoself!) gathering observers to bare witness to your most prophetic and enlightning experience.
Wow Lazy Eyed Sally got dirty dawkinsed by Benji rough.
All I heard was the most thunderous of slaps drawing me to what I soon came to realize was a brilliant dirty dawkins in progress.
All I heard was the most thunderous of slaps drawing me to what I soon came to realize was a brilliant dirty dawkins in progress.
by MBenji February 7, 2010
Get the Dirty Dawkinsmug. The ardent responsibility of participants in the heroic act of sodomy to allow the remnants of rectal mucus to dry around the utilities used by the contributors in the aforementioned accomplishment, forming an extravagent golden crust to be abraded delicately into a vessel and transported for the sprinkling over any number of delicacies before serving to one or more unaware recipients.
Wow Benji you really kretzed those guests we had this evening.
They thought your kretz crusted salmon was delicious, splendid delivery.
They thought your kretz crusted salmon was delicious, splendid delivery.
by Mbenji February 7, 2010
Get the Kretzmug.