top-shelf

Great or best, highest in quality and value.

The really top-shelf stores are all on Rodeo Drive.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

Top-Shelf

Defecating into the upper tank of a toilet

That was a lame ass house party and the host pissed me off. So, I took a Top-Shelf before I went home...

by danantnap April 28, 2009

top-shelf

A feeling one gets when he or she feels really messed-up in a pleasurable way. A state of conscience one obtains through enjoying mind-altering substances.

Dude I am So top-shelf right now!
Two blue-footballs and I'm top-shelf most of the day!
What's your dosage for that top-shelf feeling?

by Mark Towe December 7, 2005

top shelf

Of high quality.

Theis drink has a premium price because it's made with top shelf liquor.

by Ken Blair July 2, 2004

Top Shelf

The most expensive liquor in the bar, located on the top shelf because it is rarley ordered.

Wiatress: Would you like our top shelf martini?
Bob: Fuck not that shit's expensive.

by pinkpirate88 October 4, 2009

top shelf

Cream of the crop, of extraordinary quality.

The phrase is derived, not from the position of premium bottles in liquor stores, but their position behind bars. (as opposed to "well" liquors, which are stored in the bartender's speedrack well, and "call" liquors, which are popular but not displayed (and which must be "called").

Man, this Hennessey is top-shelf.

by wordtender June 30, 2004

top shelf

When someone scores a goal in hockey and puts in the top of net, it goes "top shelf". See also: top cookie

HOLY MAKINAW! He put that top shelf, right next to where mama keeps the peanut butter!

by Gilmour93 April 10, 2009