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Secret Skanker

Someone Who Skanks Secretly e.g.

Some Random Person That Nobody Knows The Skanks When People Are Not Looking
Some Random Person That Nobody Knows That Secret Skanks When People Are Not Looking This Is Called The Secret Skanker
by The Secret Skanker May 1, 2009
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secret farter

one who dissapointingly to themselves only acheives there best flatulence in private and on their own
man im such a secret farter i only do my best material on my own
by phantom jizz January 5, 2010
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secret cakin

the act of quietly cakin. this person is very low key with the public. you may never know this person was such a cake until they're randomly in a relationship on facebook. secret caking is often combined with other caking methods.
an example of a secret cakin person is bill clinton
by blonoplayer August 18, 2010
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secret delete

Placing a friend on "hide" in your facebook news feed. In essence not being able to read every little thing happening within their personal bubble.

Simply put...you can secret delete someone you would like to delete from your friendlist, but don't want to go through the agonizing experience of having to explain it to them.
Jim: Hey, Joe...did you read what that moron Dave posted as his Facebook status last night? Simply the dumbest thing I have ever read.

Joe: No, I've had him on secret delete for a couple weeks now. He is such a feedclogger If I didn't work with him I would have deleted him completely.
by Crimson X December 5, 2010
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secret mamba

the flyest motha fucka out there, a true ladies man, aka LOCK UPS all day, aint no body fuckin with this nigga
Secret Mamba: only name irreplaceable to secret mamba is God
by King Mamba March 3, 2011
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secret mouth organ

an exclamation of extreme displeasure when words such as shit, bollocks and cock just aren't enough.
Pete: hey andy, somebody just smashed your car up!
Andy: SECRET MOUTH ORGAN!!!!
by stealthy_ginger June 18, 2011
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Secret Hot

A person that you don't realize is attractive either because of the way they dress (like a work uniform) or because of your relationship to them (a boss or blood-relative).
In Death to Smoochy Catherine Keener sees Edward Norton take off his costume and she realizes he is secret hot.

Guy #1: Did you see Jessica come in to pick up her paycheck?
Guy#2: She's totally secret hot, these Toys-R-Us shirts can really hide a great pair of chesticles.
by rolenthegreat September 12, 2011
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