Scrotal Ridge Pattern

When someone dips their balls in ink then flops it on the detective's table

"For extra security, I always give them my scrotal ridge pattern when I go to the station"

by Vark50 January 12, 2022

Stupid Scooter

Term used for placing your nose in a persons anus when in the 69 position.

"She rode my face like a stupid scooter"

by Carty September 12, 2006

shiny scooter

A slang term used by women, frequently in EMS, to describe their vagina.

I sat down and flashed him my shiny scooter

by firemedicjrod December 2, 2010

Flaming Scrot

Used to describe the prolonged periods of intense itchiness of the scrotum. Usual causes are fungal infections or STD's such as crabs.

No mum, I can't stop scratching...I've got Flaming Scrot

by Sknib November 18, 2011

Epic Scroe

variation of scroe where one finds high end merchandise for pennies on the dollar at a thrift or second hand store.

scroeepic win

He picked up a Pioneer Spec system at the Goodwill for next to nothing...it was an epic scroe.

by audio douchebag March 25, 2012

Pooper Scooter

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.

Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter

by Andythemailman April 20, 2013

Store scooter

A convince that most stores have, but is abused by fat lazy people’s whos ass cheeks hang off both sides of the chair.

I’m sorry elderly lady there are no more store scooters, big Bertha over there is using it to drag her ass around the store.

by Post rosaries March 1, 2019