Vark50's definitions

LumaDooma

A girthy bulbous round penis resembling the shape of a Luma from Super Mario Galaxy. Not to be confused with the more rectangular cousin, the chode

Brett: yooo, I heard the new guy on the team has a huge LumaDooma
Trent: Brah, no kidding! let's hook him up with Cavernous Coochie Chloe

by Vark50 June 27, 2020

Scrotal Ridge Pattern

When someone dips their balls in ink then flops it on the detective's table

"For extra security, I always give them my scrotal ridge pattern when I go to the station"

by Vark50 January 12, 2022

Peelon

The yellow-green gunk that oozes from the urethra of ogres in particular

Jake Smith: bro the guacamole you made looks like peelon I'm not dipping my chips in that shit
Eric Love: fair enough, more guac for me!

by Vark50 June 29, 2020