Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Vark50

Scrotal Ridge Pattern

When someone dips their balls in ink then flops it on the detective's table

"For extra security, I always give them my scrotal ridge pattern when I go to the station"

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The yellow-green gunk that oozes from the urethra of ogres in particular

Jake Smith: bro the guacamole you made looks like peelon I'm not dipping my chips in that shit
Eric Love: fair enough, more guac for me!

Peelon by Vark50 June 29, 2020

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A girthy bulbous round penis resembling the shape of a Luma from Super Mario Galaxy. Not to be confused with the more rectangular cousin, the chode

Brett: yooo, I heard the new guy on the team has a huge LumaDooma
Trent: Brah, no kidding! let's hook him up with Cavernous Coochie Chloe

LumaDooma by Vark50 June 27, 2020

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