Pokonuff

"Pocket knife" as said by people with a) speech problems or b) a stupid accent.

AIRLINE SECURITY DUDE: Excuse me sir, do you have any dangerous items on you

GUY: Yeh i gotz a pokonuff

AIRLINE SECURITY DUDE: Sorry, a what

GUY: I sed i gotz a pokonuff

AIRLINE SECURITY DUDE: I don't understand what you're saying sir

GUY: I HAV A F**KING POKONUFF YU DEAF BITCH

by BluTack December 6, 2010

poke in the whiskers

the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, assuming, of course, they are not completely shorn

“i’ll be back later honey for a quick, uuuuuhhhhh, poke in the whiskers”

“i’d like to get her back to my place for a poke in the whiskers”

by uncle salty May 11, 2004

pokevagina

A term created by author David Garrett to describe the vagina of one unfortunate Gardevoir, whom is promptly raped by her trainer, a young man named David. If you must read The Pokemon Story, look it up on Topless Robot.

Did you see that Pikachu? You could totally see it's pokevagina!

He kissed hard and deep as he carefully fit his shitty dick into her pokevagina (from The Pokemon Story)

by TenSpeedOfGod'sBlood&Burial November 8, 2009

Poking holes

When someone talks during a movie / play, ruining the suspended belief of everyone near the person.

Kind of like poking through the delicate imagery of one's imagination to remind them that "that's so fake dude".

John couldn't shut his mouth for the entire movie, he kept poking holes every time someone got shot.

John: "Wow the blood is so fake"

by saketehcruel December 18, 2012

Pokemon Go

Nintendo's attempt to get their fans to exercise, socialize, and improve overall mental health. All while catching Pokemon.

I'm Pokemon Go-ing!

Me too!

by Pupper Lord July 27, 2016

The Pokemon

When one is set on a mission to obtain every sexually transmitted disease.

Lisa: I'm sorry John but I have something i need to tell you, I have Herpes, you should get tested to see if you do too.

John: Ohh, don't worry Lisa, I'm going for the pokemon, so I probably gave you the herpes, and you might see some new symptoms soon.

by Robertson Howard February 5, 2008

hokey pokey

a satanic ritual which requires one to put the right foot in and then the right foot out.Put the right foor in and shake it all about. Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. And thats what it all about.

Teachers in schools perform satanic rituals by making students do the hokey pokey.

by steven Lee May 13, 2004