slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

palsy

A sexual act in which just before sexual climax, one partner zaps the other partner with a taser, and then finishes. Best not performed during oral.

"Last night I gave Ashley the palsy. It was awesome!!!"

by kraker August 23, 2008

PAPS

An imperial lunatic of Turkish descent that believe they are of Greek descent. It is likely that they will look like Kramer from Seinfeld. (Beware never say 'Wokka wokka' to a PAPS)

"SHIT!! its paps, hide or get ass raped"
"Careful ladies, PAPS is on the loose"

by someone you may know May 8, 2008

Pansy

a band-aid used when someone has a fatal or minor injury. does not help with mental illnesses.

Zoe- "ow, my wenis (skin on elbow) hurts"
Cassie- "nuthin a pansy can't fix!"

by thatisonefiestyllama January 22, 2005

Pansy

Irrational as a woman, defenseless as a baby, unprepared as a sleeping lion.

Danny-Boy has 0 guns except the one in his panties, he's un-manly as a pansy. Can't be sorry for being a pansy when you're dead.

by Rabid Savage July 12, 2018

pappy hair

Hair that is erect and combed over. Makes the wearer look like a major douche.

Dude, fix your pappy hair!

by HisShadow March 30, 2004

Papya

THE MOST GOD DAMN GLORIOUS FRUIT TO EVER FUCKING EXIST!!

Hod damn that papya is the bomb

by IWasThePizzaMan February 6, 2018