PAPS

PAPS - Penta Afro Pimp Slap: Special MMA technique used by Ugandans to crush their enemies. (and any hoes that step out of line)
Thom was stepping out of line, so Alan used the PAPS and now he's dead.
by UgandaSlapsYou August 12, 2009
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PAPS

AKA the Post Anal Poop Slosh refers an instance where, after rectal coitus the non dominant party's rectum is gaped so bad their bowel movement sloshes out in a manner similar to a toned down avalanche where the snow is poop.
Roommate: Bro, where have you been all night?
Me: I just had anal with this girl.
Roommate: Good for you, I'm going to bed.
Me: Well just so you know she PAPSed really hard afterwards.
Roommate: Well thanks for the nightmares. I hope she made it to the bathroom just for your own sake.
by Othat(R)K(U)doodY May 06, 2014
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PAPS

Acronym meaning Post Anal Penetration Syndrome.
"That cop is so arrogant, he walks like he has PAPS."
by The gorilla man April 15, 2014
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PAPS

Pre-Adolescent Pubescent Syndrome.

A condition in which a fetus experience puberty. The child is born fully developed hormonally, and does not actually go through puberty during the teen years.

Male babies grow facial hair, have deepened voices, and produce semen. Female babies have breasts, wider hips, and experience a period every month. Once the child has reached the age at which most adolescents complete puberty, the syndrome is no longer noticeable.
Mommy, there's a boy at school whose voice sounds like a man. I think he has PAPS.
by Dr. Pesse Browne September 26, 2010
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PAPS

Puffy Pussy and Ass Syndrome. This condition occurs after rough 2 hole sex
OMG, I got fucked like a porn star in both my pussy and ass and I am suffering from a severe case of PAPS and I will be riding the wave all week!!
by instntkarma2 December 18, 2008
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An imperial lunatic of Turkish descent that believe they are of Greek descent. It is likely that they will look like Kramer from Seinfeld. (Beware never say 'Wokka wokka' to a PAPS)
"SHIT!! its paps, hide or get ass raped"
"Careful ladies, PAPS is on the loose"
by someone you may know May 08, 2008
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PAPS

Acronym for:
Paranoid Abusive Power Syndrome
Floyd sent me an email today that gave me such a case of the PAPS,I nearly
reached for my tinfoil hat >.>
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