pappy hair

Hair that is erect and combed over. Makes the wearer look like a major douche.
Dude, fix your pappy hair!
by HisShadow March 31, 2004
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pappy hands

clammy and warm
Always touching everyone and everything
Pinches nipples
Dude, get your pappy hands off of me
by HisShadow March 31, 2004
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