HOD

Hand on Dick or HOD is a term used for when you're on the computer but zone out while watching porn.

Used like AFK or BRB.

Random#1: Hey Jim, are you there? We pulled the boss.

Jim: Oh hold on guys, HOD.

by Koltov&Hordie May 12, 2013

Hod

Head of dick

Man the jerk is a real hod... ha’d

by Hod master April 24, 2018

HOD

Hop off my Dick (stop fucking annoying me)

Dominic: Why didn't you text me today?????

Emily: HOD

get off my jock

by jerkinnn9inches December 13, 2010

HOD

abbreviation for "hop off dick" aka leave me the fuck alone

Person 1: (Watching someone's conversation)

Person 2: HOD!

by Dingledine A102 2014 November 3, 2010

HOD

"Hang Over Dump" - After a long night of drinking the first ,perhaps of many, poops that accompany the other symptoms of the hangover. This pooh is smellier and larger than normal poops and can be a variety of colours depending on what you drank the night before.

White Regis: "Dude I can't remember anything from Wet'n'wild camping"

Brown Regis: "Me either man but i just had the biggest HOD it looked like my family's christmas fruit cake and smelled like a dying fetus"

by Sci Swagster 2010 July 23, 2010

hod

Abbreviation for hall of depression. Was HOD, then HoD, now hod.

Person 1: "Don't go into hod please."
Person 2: -no answer-
Person 1: "Too late"

by ZeJohn November 12, 2010

hod

A stupid bitch. She's literally a crackhead and will do anything to get what she wants.

She's such a hod. Look how dumb she looks

by uglypeep June 12, 2020