English Teacher orgasm

A phrase used to describe well spoken or well written english

Goddamn that speech was so good it gave me an English teacher orgasm

by Oshmagosh April 4, 2022

Swear on Your Orgasm

To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!

It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!

When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!

I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."

by JaneGordon.com March 10, 2023

either/orgasm

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of making a decision.

I'm fairly certain James just had an either/orgasm while he was deciding who he liked more, Kimmy Gibbler or Waldo Faldo.

by forevertwelve September 21, 2009

business person's orgasm

ones' naked body being covered with $100 bills!!

severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!

worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!

john did that deal, then looked at his balance sheets, and had a business person's orgasm!!

when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!

sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!

she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!

by michael foolsley October 31, 2011

Comedic Orgasm

a) Comedic Orgasm - A orgasm that resembles a comedians gorky laugh.

Tammy had an Comedic Orgasm on webcam.

by orgasmboy August 2, 2009

female orgasm

Is completely real. Guys who can't get their partner to orgasm make me ashamed to be part of the species.

The female orgasm is the thing that if you can manage,(you have to not suck at sex), will make a woman want to have sex with you over and over.

by Nymphetamine Junkie February 21, 2009

titty spasm orgasm

To spazz out in an orgasmic matter.

"AHH OMFG GOD!" "Holy shit Jacob don't have a titty spasm orgasm."

by Jamie and Morgen September 25, 2005