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needleflermia

large fear of needles.

in this condition you might black out or begin to fell weary. this is a very common condition,and there is no cure for it.
I have needleflermia.
by needler April 8, 2009
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Needledickery

Needledickery is the act of behaving like or having a needledick.
Usually it is said to describe white rich kids who get anything they want without asking twice.
Often, it can be interchanged with douchebaggery .
It means practically the same thing, except it's slightly more derogatory.
Carmen: (to Princeton) "Dude, you're being a total needledick right now. Cut it out."
Frank: "Yeah. There's no need to be so full of needledickery."
Princeton: "Shut the fuck up! I'm not full of needledickery or whatever the hell you're saying."
Carmen: "Uhh. Yeah. You're up to your eyes in neeedledickery".
Princeton: (throws up on Carmen's shoes)
Carmen: "Eww. That's so gross!"
Frank: (To Princeton) "You still think you're not full of needledickery?"
by ChannelingJ-Woww. August 30, 2010
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needlelip

John was a failure with no friends. Desperate to fit in, he decided to get a lip piercing, which makes him a needlelip.
by iBoy2G November 10, 2013
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Needler Pussy

(in Halo) A camper in online multiplayer whose tactic is to use the Needler weapon in an attempt to score long-distance kills.

Quite commonly seen on the "Hang Em' High" map, although not limited to it.
Person 1: Hey, wanna go play Halo multiplayer on this server?
Person 2: Fuck no, every time I enter that map there are a bunch of needler pussies on that fucking ledge!
Person 1: What the hell is a needler pussy?
Person 2: I'll tell you later...
by Boeing777-300 October 12, 2016
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Needleteetle

a needle that goes in your tit
hey, have you ever heard of a needleteetle
by gemmma-teller January 4, 2017
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needletip

A male human with a thick penis but an extremely small bellend
Oh my god Sarah, Joe was trying so hard but he couldn’t satisfy me because he’s got a needletip!”
by Tropicaldude1986 December 21, 2017
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Needlemin

A figure made of needles that sews you up in your dreams. It kills you. An evil creature that kills you in your mind. It will scare the SHIT out of you. It cums in many different forms.
The Needlemin scared the shit out of me, LITERALLY, I woke up with crap all over me! :(
by CreeperX2000 June 7, 2018
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