A person that cannot, or chooses not to keep any job for a long time.
They are the type that is either too lazy to work properly, so always get the sack, or the type that expects a utopia in a job, with perfect, polite people, easy work and a nice boss.
They look in papers and on websites every weekend for jobs and don't get a degree in anything because they don't know what they want to do or they will give it up when they find the work is too hard.
They often have long resumes and not very many refrences. Being a job hopper gets harder as you go through more jobs and your resume gets longer.
They are the type that is either too lazy to work properly, so always get the sack, or the type that expects a utopia in a job, with perfect, polite people, easy work and a nice boss.
They look in papers and on websites every weekend for jobs and don't get a degree in anything because they don't know what they want to do or they will give it up when they find the work is too hard.
They often have long resumes and not very many refrences. Being a job hopper gets harder as you go through more jobs and your resume gets longer.
John: My mum works at the cat food factory
Frank: Doesn't she work at the pool?
John: that was 2 weeks ago.
Frank: no, the soap shop?
John: she left 3 days ago.
John's mum is a job hopper
Frank: Doesn't she work at the pool?
John: that was 2 weeks ago.
Frank: no, the soap shop?
John: she left 3 days ago.
John's mum is a job hopper
by MelWasHere October 29, 2008
v. The premeditated act of two 'heterosexual' males secretively allowing each other to orally pleasure the other. Usually takes place after some type of substance abuse, so as to purposefully remove blame from either party.
Bro one, "Dude, what was that bro job last night all about? Was that cool?"
Bro two, "Bro, we were trashed, everything's cool...*wink*"
Bro two, "Bro, we were trashed, everything's cool...*wink*"
by theSTFUmonster January 26, 2009
Getting a blow job from a person with braces. The braces add thrilling suspense to the overall pleasure as you hope that your penis will not get cut or snagged by the metal dental work.
by SolarMoth December 12, 2010
by rocksteady!! February 06, 2008
A complete and total screw-up. From President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
Ben Affleck, you're doing a heck of a job on Gigli.
The captain of the Titanic did a heck of a job.
Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.
The captain of the Titanic did a heck of a job.
Varus, you're doing a heck of a job with those Legions.
by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 04, 2005
When Schwab receives a text about a male she knows needing a blow job, she will gargle the male's testicles during the act.
Bret: Hey I could use a Schwab Job right about now.
Schwab: Sounds good, come get me!
Bret: On my way.
Schwab: Sounds good, come get me!
Bret: On my way.
by Bret Baughman December 29, 2010
A blow job between two straight friends because one has blue balls and the other is just a real pal and helps him out.
by Brick Riggid November 04, 2009