bro job

Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj
"So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?" "No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."
by Freddie Cougar December 09, 2005
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v. The premeditated act of two 'heterosexual' males secretively allowing each other to orally pleasure the other. Usually takes place after some type of substance abuse, so as to purposefully remove blame from either party.
Bro one, "Dude, what was that bro job last night all about? Was that cool?" Bro two, "Bro, we were trashed, everything's cool...*wink*"
by theSTFUmonster January 26, 2009
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bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.
bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..." bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."
by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019
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Sucking your buddy's cock, strictly out of friendship and comradery. Just like a bromance, this is not gay. At all. (not to be confused with how a Chinaman asks for oral sex)
"Brad, these high fives just aren't showing the manly affection I need to show right now. How bout a bro job?" "That sounds awesome Trent. It's so awesome we're so close and not gay. Awesome." bro job
by Goob McNa$ty November 11, 2010
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When a straight dude gives a straight dude a blow job and the guy getting the blow job closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl. You have to be best friends to do this or your gay.
tim: hey man I challenge you to a thumb wrestle. and the loser gives the other guy a bro job. Bob: your on!
by sexerhexertexer April 17, 2009
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The act of one BRO giving another BRO oral pleasure. *The agbro usually being the reciever in these types of bromantic activities.
Justin told me lastnight at Poison Girl, that Stacy gives the greatest BRO JOBS.
by Turtle Taint December 26, 2006
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How an Asian says "blow job".
Hae Chung Wu: "Did she suck your dick rast night?" Sai Oon Kim: "No, I didn't get no bro job."
by brooboobs October 19, 2008
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