Im not able to to give that snitch the stiches he deserves because of all the damn snitch coats around him protecting his lousy Looser ass
by butt smoker May 25, 2014
hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.
by word jockey July 05, 2019
It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.
After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010
by SATANakaASHY July 30, 2015
A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about
Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."
Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"
Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"
by TheMocker January 16, 2025
White glossy moisture resistent coated paper folded in tje form of an envelope to wrap a consumer unit of cocaine like 1 gram.
by Gaylord777 August 25, 2020
White glossy moisture resistant coated paper, folded into the form of an envelope to wrap a consumer unit of cocaine.
by Gaylord777 August 25, 2020