This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!
Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.
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Mary told her friend Laurie “I regret getting the covid vaccine because I know that’s what caused me to have a Moderna miscarriage, plus I have this chip that the government uses to track me.”
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A counter to happenstance when a person feels that God is at work, and He is possibly, though not necessarily, being rather cheeky about it.
"You won't believe this, man. Something today told me I should call Max... It's been like 5 years since we even spoke. I really didn't want to, but I just kept feeling like I should. Kept nagging at me. So I sent him message and, look you can see, he messaged me at the EXACT SAME TIME!"
"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"
"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"
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Player: DOH I MISCLICKED! I'm sorry.
Player 2: It's OK. I beat the boss.
Player: DOH I MISCLICKED! I'm sorry.
Player 2: It's OK. I beat the boss.
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"Ugh yes she stole my boyfriend and is so pretty, she's such a _goddess_of_mischief
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by Michaellangdonssbae June 2, 2021
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Get the My Words Were Misconstrued mug.„trust-me-brother-mix" is an alcoholic mixed drink that contains way too much alcohol that was mixed by a friend
„Ich hab ihn gebeten, mir was zu mixen, und er meinte nur ‚Vertrau mir Bruder Mische‘ — jetzt schmeck ich nur noch Wodka.“
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