10,000 mile rule

When you're 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 10,000 mile rule, 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

by Testing12345 October 23, 2017

Mile High Lie

When one is on a flight and has to crap to bad they cant see straight, they sprint down the isle into the ultra small restroom, shut the door and proceed to try to take care of business, just to realize that it is all just a lie....your body refuses to poop a mile high.

Dude, each time I fly I am haunted and reminded of the Mile High Lie, no matter how bad I have to poop when I get to the restroom in the back of the plane my body shuts down and refuses to defecate, it is maddening.

by GoathillGary December 10, 2016

Ten Nautical Miles

The amount of distance that is tolerable to mention Boku no Pico from me or any sane person on this fricking planet

Person 1: I watch boku no pico

Me: do not mention that within ten nautical miles of me

by CABAGE No2 April 25, 2022

a miss is as good as a mile

A near miss is still a miss and therefore no better than missing by a great margin. Losing a game by one point is still losing.

A miss is as good as a mile even when i got out in the first round

by Zahraa June 13, 2017

Mile High Skunk

When one lets an enormous foul smelling silent but deadly fart on an airline impacting several rows of passengers and lingering for the length of the flight. The originator remains anonymous while passengers agree it smells like we hit a skunk.

OMG do you smell that? I am about to vomit it smells so bad, what died on this plane?, we darn sure must have hit a mile high skunk!

by GoathillGary December 10, 2016

three mile island

A fart so bad it melts the furniture.

Sam ate a burrito and let rip three mile island.

by Scotty Colorado June 9, 2016

Mile High Rub

The act of masturbating on an aeroplane, usually (and more practically) in the toilet.

Jeff: How was the flight from London to Paris?
Brian: I couldn't quite find the time to pick up a bird for a bit of mid-air hanky panky, but I did rub one out instead. It was the right thing to do.
Jeff: Nice! Nothing wrong with doing a Mile High Rub.

by rob1982 January 21, 2013