Reverse Microwave

a device that makes ice super fast; or beer icy cool real quick; or cool down pizza thats to hot so you don't burn the roof of your mouth.

"i could win the invention of the future contest, remember i made that reverse microwave?"

by Yard_Bird January 13, 2004

microphallophobia

An innate and extreme fear of the micro-penis. May cause sudden paranoia. Flight or fight response may be triggered, or extreme bouts of guilt, sadness uncontrollable nausea may ensue.

Microphallophobia is the intense fear of the tiny penis, nausea, female boner killer causing female boner failure, listlessness, sadness, and possible uncontrollable nausea

by darwinwasright October 6, 2015

Microflirting

Similar to micro aggressions, microflirting is flirting on a smaller, much subtler scale. Maybe she's married, he's engaged, or they're in the same friend group, but they occaisonally make comments or gestures that suggest that interest.

Girl: "Hey, I really like your hair today. I love the conservative, clean-cut style."
Guy: "Thanks!"
Guy's friend later: "Bro, she has totally been Microflirting with you, man. That's like the 3rd time she's complemented your hair."

(Girl and guy hug as they part)
Girl's friend: "Gurl, did you see how he gave you strong eye contact and lingered for half a second on your lower back?That was totally a Microflirt."

by Derek Michael November 24, 2015

microplastics

Plastic that is small, edible, and good for health.

Mom, I want to eat some microplastics today!

by 4fecta January 17, 2017

Macrophile

a person who sexually fantasizes about things much bigger than themselves.

"i'm a macrophile because the thought of being a slave to a 50 foot giant makes me horny"

by Madonnafan June 26, 2006

Microsoft Access

Pile of rotten garbage. May or may not actually work, but guaranteed to have large piles of rotten excrement tucked away in the corner that will explode when least expected.

Of course it blew up, it's Microsoft Access. Who knows what crap was lurking in it.

by Slacker Bob July 23, 2010

microphone gangster

Someone who hates on an indivdual but never says it to their face.

John is a microphone gangster, he always talks behind my back!!!

by Robby Bob March 27, 2008