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Christan:sup kevin
Kevin: nooooo im a big gay
Kevin by Hhggggg July 31, 2018
anybody named kevin is definitely a tool. if your twitter handle is @kevaclysm then you are definitely 100% a tool. you are even king of the tools.
guy 1: there goes kevin- man, that guy is such a tool.

guy 2: definitely. total toolbag
kevin by scant alpaca August 17, 2018
Kevin is the gayest motherfucker I have ever met in my fucking life. Fuck Kevins
Kevin is such a faggot
Kevin by safasdfsadf September 21, 2018
A really annoying pervert that can get his hands on ANY white girl he sees. A Kevin will go out of their way to display how cool and funny they think they are.
Hey it’s that’s annoying asshole, Kevin.
Kevin by coolguy_69 September 23, 2018
Kevin's are in simplest terms the greatest people you could ever meet. He is so sweet and it's impossible to be mad at him even when he does dumb shit at times(like dump a box of colored pencils on his head). Kevin's have a great sense of humor and can make you laugh at the dumbest things. He DOES have a brain and no matter what he says is extremely smart and creative. Kevin's for some reason think its fun to snort smarties and refer to them as "snorties". He likes getting slapped for no reason even if you don't want to do it he claims it makes him "slappy happy". Kevin's tend to be extremely tall and if you are short they will make fun of you for it.Before you know it you'll find yourself falling for Kevin and everytime you so much as think about them you'll feel something strange inside your chest that wasn't there before. Kevin will end up meaning more to you than you could ever think hold them close and don't let go.
Person one-"Hey wheres Kevin?"
Me- "Probably snorting smarties somewhere."
Person one- "He seems weird."
Me- "Maybe but he's mine."
Kevin /noun/ A Smol boy who also refers to the names Cum Slut, Xander’s Bitch, and Pussy Boy.
Wow, Kevin is such a thot. Did you know he sucks Xander’s dick?
Kevin by OwO Bleach December 17, 2018