jpp

just playing player

Ted: OMG your such a bitch kelly
Kelly: what the fuck
Ted: jpp!
Kelly: kikiki word

by tha_number_one_malato_chik June 20, 2008

JPJ

Jews Punch Jackasses

When you are being cheap with something so you use aggression to get your point across.

Thom was not buying me food so I JPJ him

by Jennifer Blackwood June 16, 2018

Jean-Pierre Noel (or JPN)

An effeminate French man who is so embarrassed that the French are always defeated in wars or surrender, he claims to be Canadian. They usually have a bulbous nose.

He's such a Jean-Pierre Noel (or JPN) that he sits down when he pees.

by Napoleon Boomerfart August 27, 2017

jpg

Jean Paul Gaultier, an overhyped fashion designer with no sense of color, who's clothing line is all either fatuously trite or absurd to the point of being laughable. In short, a hack.

Loser: Did you go to the jpg show last night?
Suave Individual: No, I'm not a slave to the fashion industry's every whim, so I know a lousy designer when I see his work.

by George June 18, 2005

JPT

JPT stands for Joker Pencil Trick made famous in the movie The Dark Knight. Even though no one liked Heath Ledger before his death and thought he was a homo, everyone is on his nuts now. One of the best scenes in TDK was the Joker's pencil trick where he kills somebody by slamming their face into a pencil while performing a magic trick to make said pencil disappear.

JPT is a fine substitute for "Go Benoit Yourself" and other fine message board replies found all over the internet.

JPT is the brain child of future banned Sherdog poster "NickNYC".

"Go JPT yourself"

by NickNYC October 1, 2008

jpr0

one leet mother fucker you dont wanna fuck with.... kthx ;z <--- and uses that leet face k?

j-Pr0 ;z owned...

by not jpr0 July 9, 2003

jplts

John Peter Lara The Second. Used when describing an ugly, long haired person with glasses and a camera. Also used to descibe a good guitarist who pimps it, foo.

OMG, Becky, look at that guy...he is so jplts.

by Mike Hock Isa Bulgen April 28, 2005