The pinnacle of Catholic blasphemous interjections. Often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.
*A giant brown bear runs into the middle of the road, as you are driving down it*
You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*
You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*
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Super Jesus was formed in 5 A.D. when he conquered the Romans, and ate their souls to gain their power. Super Jesus has the extreme power of 100 Jesus' put together and has abs that you can break walnuts over. He has been known to hold a bigass hammer and is often smiting anything in his path. He is also the father of Captain Planet and Super Man.
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Get the Jesus Lizard mug.1. The raised line running sagittal along the median of the scrotum. Formed prenatally in the first trimester when the potential labia fuse together. Most notable after swimming in cold water. So named because this is where Jesus "welded" the scrotum together.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.
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Get the jesuscentric mug.A game played when there is nothing else to be doing in a school media center. The rules are as follows:
1. One player enters any random word in the other player's Wikipedia search engine.
2. They must search that topic and try to get back to Jesus' page in as little clicks as possible.
3. You may not simply search, Jesus, you must use links on the pages you get to.
For instance, One player types balloons into the search bar. The next player clicks on the link, Bartolomeu de Gusmão. Then clicks Catholic Encyclopedia on that page.Then clicks on, Roman Catholic Church. He then clicks on the link that says, Jesus Christ. He had 4 clicks.
That player then types in Barack Obama into the other player's Wikipedia search bar. That player then clicks Christian, and then Jesus of Nazareth, which brings him to the Jesus Wikipedia Page. This player would win the game since he only had 2 clicks.
1. One player enters any random word in the other player's Wikipedia search engine.
2. They must search that topic and try to get back to Jesus' page in as little clicks as possible.
3. You may not simply search, Jesus, you must use links on the pages you get to.
For instance, One player types balloons into the search bar. The next player clicks on the link, Bartolomeu de Gusmão. Then clicks Catholic Encyclopedia on that page.Then clicks on, Roman Catholic Church. He then clicks on the link that says, Jesus Christ. He had 4 clicks.
That player then types in Barack Obama into the other player's Wikipedia search bar. That player then clicks Christian, and then Jesus of Nazareth, which brings him to the Jesus Wikipedia Page. This player would win the game since he only had 2 clicks.
Brooke: "I really don't want to do this Biology brochure right now."
John: "Yo, you wanna play some Jesuspedia?"
John: "Yo, you wanna play some Jesuspedia?"
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