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Dick in a jar 

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar”
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National Peanut Jar day 

April 23rd is National Peanut Jar day. Remember to bow to any Peanut jars seen on that day.
Person1: Apparently it’s National Peanut Jar day.
Person2: Oh yea we have to bow to any Peanut Jars seen today.
Person1: There’s one over there. Let’s go!

Undercover Tip Jar 

The donation box at the cash register of a store.
Jimothy: I just donated to the Jumpstart Charity box at Canadian Tire!
Billiam: you mean the Undercover Tip Jar??

Avacodo in a jar

When you put ones flaccid penis in a jar and then have it become erect, then you have a avacodo in a jar
As Sara sensually touched John's body she whispered in his ear and said erotically "Wana try the Avacodo in a jar"

Fat Lady Dump Jar 

A container used to capture explosive vaginal ejaculate from an orgasming obese woman.
Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.

Sock Paper Jar 

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.
Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.
Sock Paper Jar by YuriMurder July 21, 2022