Mind Hump

mind hump - v. achievable via internet, phone, text usuage. not quite as efficient as the mind fuck.

Ooo woman I am mind humpin you all over this cyber network... I know its less effective as a mind fuck but damn it's working

Mind Hump by brejames88 January 20, 2011

Thunder Hump 

someone usually a male that sleeps with several woman and is really horny

Man:I am sleeping with 3 girls and none of them know about each other
Other Man:You fucking thunder hump

Thunder Hump by YMCT June 18, 2016

Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

Tree Hump by CoreyTech February 2, 2018

camel hump 

Camel hump... the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls

nice camel hump :)

camel hump by HiddenDesires May 7, 2018

House hump 

A sexy style of dancing, characterized by hard grinding and provocative behavior whilst listening to house/techno music.

“I can’t wait to house hump at the next show” “Yeah that kind of dancing really gets the people going”

House hump by JesserDee November 20, 2018

National dry hump day 

On April 14th we go to girls n we dry hump them, no matter what, even if your in a relationship

BITCH it’s national dry hump day ima dry hump day girl over there

National dry hump day by l o v e. May 26, 2018

ecky hump

Ancient lancastrian ritual performed between two members of opposing sexes, in extreme circumstances involving a black pudding or a similar shaped object.

Get drunk in Blackpool - You will soon experience an ecky hump for yourself. If you don't, then there must be something wrong with you.

ecky hump by blackpoolbabe April 24, 2007