Hornered

When someone comes and changes the position of your chair without you knowing.

"Man, this chair feels like it's been hornered."

by Chelsie1998 August 22, 2023

Hornery

Cranky or irritable due to sexual frustration. A playful mash-up of horny and ornery, describing someone who’s testy, edgy, or moody when in need of intimacy.

“She’s not hangry, she’s just hornery because it’s been awhile”.

“After a week of camping with his pals, Bob came home feeling downright hornery”.

by Bobo the clown August 17, 2025

Like gathering up horners

Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.

Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).

Winning the lottery jackpot, it's like gathering up horners.

by Goldk911 March 9, 2019

horned turtle

A horn man/Woman that takesit up the ass.

I totally gave your mom a ,horned turtle last night

by Tyler BITCH!!! February 6, 2008

horserabbit

a girl with a smell vagina

"Yo, Marielle is a real horserabbit. I almost threw up when I went down on her last night."

by Katrina Williams March 10, 2008

horneography

Horneography is the choreography performed by a horn section of a band during a performance, including horn-pops, in-sync sectional wandering around and.

The trombone section did some great horneography during In The Mood by Glenn Miller!

by Michele the Crooner February 15, 2010

horngry

When a guy is so hungry that it's almost a sexual passion and wants a woman to make him a sammich.
Often used in smchting

jack was so horngry that he asked his mom to make him a sandwich.

by sweetjesusmama June 18, 2010