Hook Up or Die

A game played usually by a group of men who are far from home. The group will deliberately travel to a bar or club, without arranging for a hotel or other accommodations. They must only rely on their "hook up" abilities to secure a place to sleep for the night. This is typically played in the wintertime, due to the higher stakes involved in a fail.

Chuck: Bro, I the boys in the car and a full tank of gas. We're heading to Louisville, you coming?

Steve: Sounds cool, who you staying with?

Chuck: Hook up or die mutherfucker.

Steve: Challenge accepted, lets ride!

by x BILKO x September 16, 2016

hooker rape

When you shoplift from a hooker

Johnny shoved it up that hoes ass until she cried and did not pay that bitch. This is hooker rape. 8===D

by Forced c July 12, 2017

Hocko

If you're a hocko you always make plans and never stick to them. Will always bail on gym. Won't train without supps. Mostly always coming off hard prescription drugs. Bailing on all plans he made himself. Cant do a lay up.

Are you bailing on me? You're such a fucking hocko.

by Popenahitsreallycade August 21, 2017

Hook-up

Sex for its own sake; when one or both of its participants doesn't want or doesn't know if they want a committed relationship but are horny. Usually, sex early on, especially on the first date, is the hallmark sign of a hook-up.

Dude 1: How'd your Tinder date go last night?

Dude 2: Pretty good. We got dinner and drinks and went back to my place.
Dude 1: Nice! Did you hook-up?
Dude 2: Yeah, dude. She was pretty hot.

by JayMoolah September 17, 2017

Hook and book

Trucker slang for getting a load and hitting the road. Hook up your trailer and note in your log book that you're on the road.

Well Jimmy, they finally got the trailer released for travel. Time to hook and book!

by Phoenix-kami May 9, 2018

Hooker’s Mouth

When you wake up in the morning and your mouth tastes and smells like you’ve been sucking sweaty cock and balls all night long. May or may not actually be from sucking cock and balls all night.

Dude go brush your teeth. You got hooker’s mouth.

I went to kiss Rachel this morning. She sucked my knob all night last night so she had the hooker’s mouth.

My breath smells like hooker’s mouth. I need some Scope.

by Eaton Holgoode May 13, 2018

hookbrine

A herobrines lore son. He is an amazing guy. He is amazing at pvp and minecraft, and he will hurt anyone who hurts his loved ones. He is that type of person that you can become friends with and he'll still be in your life, involved or not. A hookbrine is funny, smart and loves pvp. He has the brains but often puts it off. A hookbrine is also has a special place in your heart, you will never understand why or how; he just is.

Girl 1: Man did you see hookbrine?
Girl 2: Gosh did I miss him?
Girl 1: Yeah he was doing some elite pvp

by Queen Anonymous September 11, 2021