Folicular Homicide

The act of removing or changing a hair style or facial hair style; generally at the behest of a friend or significant other.

Bill shaved off his beard. They should lock him up for folicular homicide.

by DOZER08 October 26, 2010

National smash your homie day

April 14 is national smash your homie day where you and your homies smash

You:today is national smash your homie day
Homie:say less
Then you smash your homie

by Homie smasher April 14, 2020

homie

1. a friend
2. a friend with benefits
3. a girl you want to get with
4. short form for homeboy

"Yeah, she my homie, I like her."

by bootybonk44 January 12, 2010

Justifiable homicide

The mercy killing of anyone with the surrname Trump, any registered republican, or anyone who lives in a red state.

"Kenny drove his SUV through the crowd at the Trump rally in Wisconsin. He killed 43 trumptards and wounded a hundred more."

" Oh shit! Kenny is fucked now, I think Wisconsin has the death penalty!"

" LOL! No worries my friend, Wisconsin is a red state, and all of the stiffs are trumptards. It's justifiable homicide. They might even give him a medal".

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018

Homie

Two boyfriends in deep love <33
One just calls the other a homie when he’s pretending not to be a homosexual <33

He thinks nobody knows he’s homies with Jakob. We all know the truth

by Jakob B October 6, 2021

homie lean

The lean that one develops from driving a hooptie car, the lean is usually to the right of the drivers seat, as they are leaning closer to the shifter.

That hooptie driver has quite a homie lean.

by Emily August 18, 2003

hometown fuck

all persons from 18-26 who have moved further than 200 miles away from the location that they lost their virginity (aka home) retain a certain idealization for a person they use to fornicate with. The special bond requiring each time they go home to call said person. Feeling a need to inform them that both of their reproductive organs are once again in a close proximatey of each other. It dates back to Persia during Alexander the Great era.

College guy: damn I can't wait I get home and see my hometown fuck.

Friend: what about Katie?

College guy: what about her? Hometown fucks are for life. Special bond.

by Lyon tamer December 24, 2013