mayonnaise helicopter

An act in which a person with a male appendage grabs the base of their penis and swings the tip in a violent, circular motion, while ejaculating.

Girl: So what did you have in mind for tonight?
Man: I was thinking maybe we could head upstairs and I’ll show you the ol’ Mayonnaise Helicopter
Girl: I’ll get the towels.

by MayoCopter January 3, 2025

The Italian helicopter

Have the girl on all fours with her asshole in the air, have the guy insert his penis and flatten out and spin yourself.

I thought we were going to take flight while you were doing the Italian helicopter

by Ralph donglong May 6, 2022

Helicopter Tools

1. (n.)Implements used by a helicopter mechanic to perform maintenance and repairs on helicopters.

2. (n.) When wrenches are thrown in a certain manner, they will spin like the propeller on a helicopter; usually occurs when the technician performing a difficult repair gets overwhelmed by rage.

While Joe was working on a BMW, one of the most unnecessarily complicated vehicles on the planet, he grew frustrated and made some helicopter tools.

by Joeyreb February 4, 2021

helicopter

(v) to watch over someone, typically younger or weaker, with intense focus, as if they were a helicopter flying above them.

This mostly refers to parents who pay extremely close attention to their child, to the point where it's invasive on said child's life.

The boy was often helicoptered by his father; he couldn't even watch YouTube videos without being questioned by him.

by Teslarossa October 9, 2017

Helicopter toilet

It's a truckers term Its when a truck driver shits in a bag and spins it in circles above there head then launches it where ever

Hey I had to take a huge dump and didnt want to take time to pull off into a truck stop or rest stop so I just pulled over on the interstate and went in a bag and flung a "helicopter toilet "onto the side of the road

by Twiztedbtch72 October 21, 2018

Helicopter homeowner

A homeowner who hovers around annoying contractors, maids, pool service techs or anyone else performing a service in or around their property. Every once in a while they may provide some valuable insights but mostly just ask cliche questions and trivial commentary, which results in delays and frustration.

I would have finished painting that house 2 days ago if the helicopter homeowner would have taken a hike instead of bordering around and talking my ear off.

by J-Sav December 5, 2023

Helicopter Helen

When you repeatedly smack said person in the face, clockwise or counter clockwise motion with your dick, is a Helicopter Helen.

Helicopter Helen: "I Helicopter Helen'd that bitch so hard, to where she looked sideways for a week!"

by MissSpitfire June 5, 2021