The Garfield Effect

when you feel tired and off purely because it's a monday

Person: Aw man I'm suffering from The Garfield Effect today
Person2: Oh dude that sucks

by vimwit March 1, 2021

Simonless Garfunkel

A person that is talented within a duo but is not as talented when they venture off on their own.

Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.

by jluvfool420 March 4, 2021

2004 garfield movie

A funny movie featuring a funny obese orange cat who hates Monday’s who’s owner is Jon Arbuckle. Jon Arbuckle also makes some pretty good lasagna because Garfield eats that shit up. It is also the best movie of 2004.

“Yo, have you seen that one movie from 2004? I forget the name but it’s counted at the funniest in history.”
“Oh yeah! Of course I do. It’s the 2004 Garfield movie you dope.”

by Spencerschamber June 13, 2021

Sandy Garfunkel

When you are having intercourse with your partner on the beach and you pull out sticking your sock in the sand and quickly re-entering the vagina with a sand paper covered dick

Hey did you seal the deal with your lady friend last night

Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her

by Mrniceguy2134 June 3, 2021

Grumpy Garfield

A Capping, pussy

A hedgehog got messaged by a Grumpy Garfield

by ProLancer2351 June 28, 2021

The Garfield

Fisting milfs with lasagna whilst doing a fortnite dance

Garfield lol

I do The Garfield to your mother

by I’m gonna stiff your mom July 21, 2021

Junior Garfia

Junior is a boy that is ripped out of his mind. All the girls had a crush on him at one point but was always too cool for them. He is very strong and tall and loves to play sports. He is known for being called daddy and likes to give swerlys to mason. He is also the best clash royal player out of all his friends.

Junior Garfia is cool.

by ada wd awd November 23, 2021