flatch

Knickname for Flatulina Boutier aka: The Fabulous One

So I went up to Flatulina and said, "Hey, Flatch, can I borrow your pet monkey?" and she said, "No problem, Tootie!"

by Tootie September 12, 2003

feltchwad

A despised or contemptible person.

That feltchwad in Marketing stole credit for all my hard work!

by ziggyzaggy August 7, 2009

feltcher

A person or persons who inserts animals into their anus or vagina

John and Sarah had an interesting relationship, they played many twisted sexual games. Their favorite sexual game was to insert gold fish into each others ass holes

by Jim July 22, 2004

Step and Fetch

spending an hour or two stepping around the house, placing things back where they belong and looking for things that are missing from the places they belong. a kind of monotonous maintenance...

the work that i have to do is mostly step and fetch.

by edgewood April 27, 2013

Fletcher

One of those cockheads who you meet on the street and you think to yourself "wow im happy im not that guy" and it turns out he has some kind of homosexual mindreading powers that he gained from too much radioactive anal sex and then he heard your thoughts and realised how gay he was and then went and had more radioactive gay arse love with his best friend, olets just say Mr. Smiley.....anyway then afterwards he gets anal cancer from which he recovers and then on his way out of the hospital without any hair because of chemotherapy he gets hit by a 16 wheeler and dies 14 months later after excruciating pain and absence of anal sex.

Bob: Hey did you see that fletcher?
Beau-Reagard: Oh yeah did you see his posture it was terrible....

by greenknobgobbler October 4, 2010

Flatch

Vaginal fluid or ejaculate.

Help me get this flatch off the walls before my wife gets home!

by Sklooby March 18, 2008

tom fletcher

the fat one from mcfly whose life would be made a lot better/easier/more enjoyable/happier if his name was changed to Janith.

Janith. Janith. Janith.

by calrer00lz December 22, 2004