Doobs Mom

Lovely lady with large cans and often times gets visited by ItsNotMichael and Turtle, but not at the same time but maybe at the same time in the future.

Man Doobs Mom is really something, she broke my dick off last night.

by turtsmcgee August 22, 2025

Doof

The act of playing a guitar using your dick

I couldn’t get the rif right using my fingers so I had to doof it out

by Joyadu October 18, 2025

Diddly doods

The little springs and parts of a break drum, on an '84 merc Marquis

"Ah, gotta wake up tomorrow and work on my diddly doods"

by CaptinDucky October 2, 2008

Bibby doof gumper

By day, a bibby doof gumper is an ordinary, everyday Navy officer. By night, however, he is a hella evil terrorist who will stop at nothing to destroy America

Me: Hey dude, you seem to be a normal individual who is definitely not a terrorist at all
You: O, that's cool. By the way, America totally sucks.
Me: Dude, you're a "bibby doof gumper"

by hellacoolbrah June 28, 2010

scooty doods

Slang term: Diarrhea

Katrina didn't go to school today because she had the scooty doods.

by P.Sherman January 8, 2014

good doof

That one kid whos a doof but you like him as a doof so it's alright ,

John - "why are there toilets in the vape room "
Catherine - " you doof 😂"
John- "why am I a doof?"
Catherine -"dont worry your a good doof "

by Catherine gooset June 1, 2018

poof doof

when all the gayest cunts go to the same bush doof

fucken check out this poof doof

by fuckendicksauceyacunt November 5, 2020