mammoth detention

one detention after the other for different purposes

zimbardo : i didn’t do the homework due last night so now i have an after school detention

milgram : no way me too! but i forgot that we have a quiz today and i skipped the lesson

zimbardo : you realise you’re going to get another detention for that now, don’t you?

milgram : i hate mammoth detentions!!

by alevelpsychbeast June 18, 2022

shit detective

Someone who patrols mens rooms sniffing up evidence and determining who destroyed the air quality after the hanus crime of relieving there bowels.

Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!

by Biglerdick1 August 22, 2022

peter deter

A woman's cute way of saying penis.

woman: Pull out your peter deter so I can suck it. man: I'm already unzipping my fly!

by jimmybomm October 30, 2022

Friday Detention

For very naughty children who think it's funny to threaten/berate/have go's at other children.

Teacher: I have received a complaint on you for harassment. I am going to expel you.
You: NOOO!!! SIR THAT ISNT FAIRRRR!!!!!!! PLS HAVE MERCUY PLS
Teacher: Okay, fine. Have a few Friday Detention's.

by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023

Menu Detector

Menu detector is an object that is used to detect menus. It can be food menus, drink menus, or any other menus. This word is accidentally invented by a highly retarded kid during english language class.

Mr. Brian likes to use menu detector during weddings.

by ilikeyoungboys April 13, 2023

LA Detective

a person, especially a police officer, whose occupation is to investigate and solve crimes, but had to suck a ridiculous amount of dick to get to their position.

Wow! Joel just became an LA Detective? I should buy him some mouthwash as a gift.

by axis32 April 16, 2023

Manlet detected

Manlet (a male shorter than 5ft10) detected. Employed to draw attention to the discovery of the location of a manlet. Comically stunted, terminally insecure and brimming with manlet rage, the puny manlet can often be detected when he is blowing in the wind like a leaf outside, stumbling around in public wearing high heels on the way to visit his prison daddy or seethingly glaring at you from the accursed depths of the manlet pit in your local gym.

Hey, why is that child rolling around on the ground over there? Manlet detected - it's Tiny Todd Howard, I think he is wrestling with an earthworm! Lol, that worm must be like an anaconda to that petite and insignificant manlet boy!

by ManletDepreciator August 12, 2024