a diet for people of a younger age (late teens/college kids). Its popularity has come about from references in songs by mac miller, particularly senior skip day. It consists mostly of waffles topped with scrambled eggs (due to a lack of syrup), cream cheese bagels, and eggos with milk. combinations of koolaid and frozen pizza and smoking weed and eating yogurt are also very popular choices of people using this diet.
grocery list: frozen pizza, koolaid, waffles, eggs, milk, bagels, weed
(guy looks at list): "Yup, just eating that mac miller diet"
(guy looks at list): "Yup, just eating that mac miller diet"
by lifesprettychill June 11, 2011
A diet mostly mirroring the Nathan Pritikin diet (who ended up committing suicide) which focuses on low fat, low protein, and high carbohydrate foods. Very popular among the US medical industry for boosting the sales and funding of pharmaceuticals.
The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
The cause, rather than solution to America's health problems. Great for pussy metro fags and gullible fucktwits.
Three pudgy middle aged men sitting around a table and another man in his late 20's with the body of a greek god eating eggs and a big-ass steak.
old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?
young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...
old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.
young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...
old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.
Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
old fart number 1:Damn, aren't you worried about your cholesterol there?
young man: (sigh) nope, my blood pressure and lipid profiles are fantastic...
old fart number 2: You will see by the time you get to my age.
young man: there is no connection between dietary chol...
old fart number 3: You are going to kill yourself. You need to be on a heart healthy diet, it's what my doctor had to put me on.
Conversation steers towards old men discussing the statins and Viagra that their doctors put them on...The older men continue to eat their crappy processed "food".
by TheDink September 20, 2011
Day-old Chinese food, eaten first thing in the morning. The time of day matters less than the age of the food; the older, the better.
From the Rufus Wainwright song, Old Whore's Diet, on the "Want Two" album, 2005 - "This song was from my rather decadent period. I'd been up for days and found myself eating some rather old Chinese food from a hotel refrigerator. I thought to myself that this is the ultimate old whore's diet." --R. Wainwright, explaining Old Whore's Diet
From the Rufus Wainwright song, Old Whore's Diet, on the "Want Two" album, 2005 - "This song was from my rather decadent period. I'd been up for days and found myself eating some rather old Chinese food from a hotel refrigerator. I thought to myself that this is the ultimate old whore's diet." --R. Wainwright, explaining Old Whore's Diet
"An old whore's diet/gets me goin' in the morning/ain't nothin' like it/gets me goin' in the morning.
"To say I love you/gets me goin' where I want to."
--Rufus Wainwright & Antony Hegarty, Old Whore's Diet
"To say I love you/gets me goin' where I want to."
--Rufus Wainwright & Antony Hegarty, Old Whore's Diet
by Sacralita April 25, 2005
If you keep yo-yo dieting like that you will never get you cholesterol down to the level you intend.
by The Return of Light Joker October 19, 2009
When you've been unusually eating a whole lot of food; putting down a lot of food during one meal sitting.
Micheal Phelps stated that during his training for the Olympics he was taking on 12,000 calories per day.
Micheal Phelps stated that during his training for the Olympics he was taking on 12,000 calories per day.
Person 1: Dang you just put down two whole meals.?!"
Person 2: "Yeah I've been on the Michael Phelps diet lately."
Person 2: "Yeah I've been on the Michael Phelps diet lately."
by secondsaway84 February 22, 2009
1) The greatest beverage known to mankind; possibly the greatest invention ever. Rivals sliced-bread and fire; no lie. Goes well with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
2) Ridiculously better than the original 'Dr Pepper', and every other softdrink put together.
3) Can be used as payment for any services rendered, assuming the correct quantity is involved.
4) Also known as DDP.
2) Ridiculously better than the original 'Dr Pepper', and every other softdrink put together.
3) Can be used as payment for any services rendered, assuming the correct quantity is involved.
4) Also known as DDP.
My God in heaven; Diet Dr. Pepper is amazing. If only they had it in every country in the world, all of humanity would hold hands and sing Kumbai-a.
Man, I want a Captain-DDP right now; tastes great and gets you drunk at the same time!
Yo Maria, thanks for mailing that form for me; I owe you some serious DDP for that one.
Man, I want a Captain-DDP right now; tastes great and gets you drunk at the same time!
Yo Maria, thanks for mailing that form for me; I owe you some serious DDP for that one.
by Dan Weissman and Maria too February 15, 2006
It is the nectar of the gods.
by JOrdan... November 23, 2006