by goobah September 25, 2010
Get the derpymcfuckles mug.Someone with no brain or common sense, they usually travel in packs of three to accompany each other with self esteem issues commonly present in the derpii,
A single Derpy(derpii for plural) can be lethal in full rage, ways to prevent the derpii from entering this state
1, give it beef jerky, beef jerky is a natural relaxant of the derpii and will instantly calm it into a suppressed state.
2, another key way to stop a derpii from going ballistic is to impress it with a neat flip ( or dive) off a diving board, it will distract it for a short some time as it watches the leap from the board, at this point it is easiest to sneakup on the derpy from behind as so to knock it out with a quick blow to neck.
the following actions are how to enrage a derpii,
1, as it is swimming ( which it can just so hardly do ) run over to it and yell "derp!!!", it will quickly become enraged and most likey to attack you or the people surrounding you.
2, to be seen walking or near a Mariah will quickly enrage the derpii as it will become instantaniously jealous and attempt gainers off the diving board to impress the Mariah.
A single Derpy(derpii for plural) can be lethal in full rage, ways to prevent the derpii from entering this state
1, give it beef jerky, beef jerky is a natural relaxant of the derpii and will instantly calm it into a suppressed state.
2, another key way to stop a derpii from going ballistic is to impress it with a neat flip ( or dive) off a diving board, it will distract it for a short some time as it watches the leap from the board, at this point it is easiest to sneakup on the derpy from behind as so to knock it out with a quick blow to neck.
the following actions are how to enrage a derpii,
1, as it is swimming ( which it can just so hardly do ) run over to it and yell "derp!!!", it will quickly become enraged and most likey to attack you or the people surrounding you.
2, to be seen walking or near a Mariah will quickly enrage the derpii as it will become instantaniously jealous and attempt gainers off the diving board to impress the Mariah.
by Lily Pearson January 27, 2010
Get the Derpii mug.Derived from the root word "derp," derposphere is the equivalent of enlightenment, only in reverse. It is a realm of peak awareness comprised of utter stupidity.
It's heights are believed to be solely achieved by truly believing the nonsensical drivel, or complete idiocy, an individual speaks, or writes.
It's heights are believed to be solely achieved by truly believing the nonsensical drivel, or complete idiocy, an individual speaks, or writes.
by thoiness March 19, 2012
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Derpatitis is commonly heard during talking or singing "ahh, herp herp herp herp herp ahh derp" or more commonly sung as "Ah, ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann"
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Trayvonne: It's obviously because you're a derpik
Trayvonne: It's obviously because you're a derpik
by Iliekdepoopsinlebut October 18, 2013
Get the Derpik mug.Derpman is the only man with derp powers. He simply derps his enemies to death. One day Clark Wayne was walking down the street when he derped off a cliff into a vat of radioactive waste. He then get out cleaned himself and the derp god gave him derp powers.
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