Confidence

Something a person has if they don't text with autocorrect.

Person 1: Hey, wanna go clubbing 2nite?
Person 2: Hell y3ah$. I have np pkans so i'n ftee!
Person 1: Uuum, I think you have TOO much confidence
Person 2: 2HAAAAAY?# youte crsxy!

by A Person That Has A Gmail March 27, 2015

CONdidate

What all modern day political candidates have become.

There's no way I'd vote for that CONdidate Bush again. He's nothing but a con artist.

by William J Wilson January 5, 2009

a coffin

An 18 pack of Billy Mavs. Known as ‘a coffin’ because by the time you’re finished you might aswell be dead.

“Oi cunt what’re you drinking tonight?”
“Oh nah I just snagged a coffin from the powehouse”

by js1207 August 14, 2019

porn coffie

The coffie you drink for the sake of having the ability to stay up and watch porn while your parents are asleep.

"Man, last night was harsh. I was up 'til 3am looking at porn. But i had my porn coffie so it was alright. Thank god for porn coffie."

by Skler December 6, 2007

Concidence

The fusion of the words convenience and coincidence.
That is, a convenient coincidence.

Well, wasn't that a concidence?

by Tanja-Amalie June 26, 2007

Coffin Jumper

A person who steals someone else's seat when they get up to go into another room. From the saying, "I hope you jump in my coffin that fast!"

I got up to get a drink, and Christian took my seat. What a coffin jumper!

by 2cargar December 18, 2012

Confirmed Bachelor

Something only the most Intelligent Men will decide to be. Does not mean that you are Gay, only means that you have decided that YOU will be in charge of your life and make all of the decisions in it, not some "Woman".

*Greg and Molly just got done doing the rumpy-bumpy and now Molly wants to have some Pillow Talk*

Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?

Greg: *Chuckles* Never.

Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?

Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?

Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...

Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.

Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?

Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...

Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...

Greg: I'll see what I can do...

*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.

by StanTehMan January 19, 2010