cootarious

something that is coote (cute) and also hilarious.

1: "keyboard cat is adorable, and also hilarious."
2: "yo that thing is cootarious."

by donttrustzombies November 24, 2010

Cooltarded

When the cool factor of something exceeds normal human ability and /or comprehension. Especially if it hurts your head to think about "how they did it".

Wow! This song is cooltarded.

That move you did on the halfpipe was cooltarded bro!

by Wordonthestreet March 12, 2013

coltrining

Doing something completely unnecassary and stupid for pleasure

He was coltrining during math.

by XThat guy who tells the truthx December 6, 2013

coltran

Probably the most awesome, caring, sweet and smart guy in the world. He is quite possibly a genius and never fails to bring some life to the party. When people say chivalry is dead, you'll reconsider after spending time with him. If you ever meet a Coltran count yourself lucky because there aren't many out there, he's a real rarity. If you are blessed to have a Coltran in your life, hold him close and don't let him go.

Girl: Oh, hey, look it's Coltran! He is such a great guy.

Girl 2: I know, I wish there were more guys like him.

by nataki15tarengaurd December 8, 2014

Collar duster

chest hair beginning at the neck or a lower neck mustache protruding above he collar

Did you see the size of the collar duster coming out of that guys ascot?

by unfiguroutable July 11, 2015

contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything

by josie321 March 3, 2016

collar on

When you are starting to get seriously angry and ready to fight.

Bitch...don't let me get my collar on!!

by collar on September 5, 2016