coltran 

Probably the most awesome, caring, sweet and smart guy in the world. He is quite possibly a genius and never fails to bring some life to the party. When people say chivalry is dead, you'll reconsider after spending time with him. If you ever meet a Coltran count yourself lucky because there aren't many out there, he's a real rarity. If you are blessed to have a Coltran in your life, hold him close and don't let him go.

Girl: Oh, hey, look it's Coltran! He is such a great guy.

Girl 2: I know, I wish there were more guys like him.

coltran by nataki15tarengaurd December 8, 2014

contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality 

A word invented by James Joyce and used in his Ulysses. The word may be broken into parts to better understand its meaning:

con-trans-magnific-and-jew-bang-tantiality

The "-tantiality" is just a suffix for "con-" and "trans-". The "con-" refers to consubstantiation, the belief in Catholic theology that the father, the son and the holy spirit are all of the same substance but each presents in a different form. The "-trans-" refers to transubstantiation, the belief in Catholic theology that during communion the bread and wine literally become the body and blood of christ; the mundane is transformed into the divine. These two first parts of the word indicate that the word has to do with the intersection between the divine (god) and the mundane (humanity), or christ. The "magnific" refers to the magnificent, the divine. The "-and-" simply refers to the word "and" and the "-jew-" refers to a Jew, specifically Mary. The "-bang-" is where things get tricky and we see a bit of Joyce's (slightly blasphemous) humour: in one sense, "-bang-" refers to a collision between the divine and Mary (christ). It also refers to sex; Mary is impregnated by the divine and out of this tryst christ is born. Joyce intentionally juxtaposes sexuality and the virgin because he both believes that all human activities are beautiful and deserve to be represented in literature and because, in order for christ to have a human mother and a divine father, he must have blood from both.

You: Contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality.
English Professor: You get an "A," and you don't even have to come to class anymore.

You: Contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality.
Catholic Priest: STOP READING JAMES JOYCE WE NEED TO BURN THAT FILTHY BOOK BEFORE IT POISONS MORE MINDS AND DAMNS MORE SOULS!!!

Hot Girl: What does contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality mean?
You: I better come over and explain it to you. We may even need to act it out...

contransmagnificandjewbangtantiality by Avrilsbestguy October 2, 2011

John Coltrane 

Quite possible one of the best jazz musicians ever. Played with miles and McCoy Tyner.

Start out with blue trane.

John Coltrane by 10 December 26, 2004

Colorandum

The palm of a black person which is lighter than the skin color of the rest of their body.

The light/fair/white part of a black person's palm.

(Coined by the iconic Royinbo in New York)

Stop staring at my colorandum, whiteboy. You ain't never seen black hands in yo life?

Check out the colorandums on Marilyn! She's so dark but her palms are lighter than a white baby's ass!

Colorandum by Oscar de Leon July 16, 2016

ColeTrane

The smoothest, sweetest, most wonderful ride in all humanity. also may be applied to life.

(1) Wow, life is pretty good right now, I must be riding the ColeTrane.

(2) My day was phenomenal yesterday, I basically rode the ColeTrane all day!

ColeTrane by mertic1718 January 11, 2009

contranym 

A word whose meaning is contradicted by its own, alternate, meaning.

"Clip; meaning both to attach to and to remove from is a prime example of a contranym"

contranym by Thebestoftimestheworstoftimes September 29, 2013

Coltan 

Usually a boy. Super cool, likes to have conversations and talk a lot. Coltans tend to be pretty crazy but totally fun. They are really good singers, and tend to have really cool talents. Coltans are also super cute, smart, and sensitive!

That guy is super awesome, he must be a Coltan.

Coltan by Mafrisch January 10, 2012