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college bum

a "student" that you've seen in college since you were a freshman, and you are currently a senior, but that "student" was definitely not a freshman or a sophomore when you entered. Let me explain, a college bum, is a super grand senior that has been attending for more then 6 years, changed majors 3 times, keeps a very low GPA, takes only 2 classes a semester, and is not up to par when it comes to appearance. Oh, and is seen at every party drunk.
hey, i seen that kid since i was a freshman, but i know he was like a senior when i entered, oh he's just a college bum
by Rob Dinero February 20, 2008
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Mercedes College

A Private Catholic All Girls school in the heart of Perth, the city that literally does nothing in WA Australia. Mercedes is known for its fine catholic teachings like mercy values bullshit and keeping sex till marriage even tho all the girls there are sluts anyway. Mercedes is known for a lot of gossip, ducking trinity dicks and
“Ohhh you go to Mercedes college?”
“ Yes!”
Did you find your left eyelash?”
by Eggy69 April 30, 2019
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Cookie cutter college

A college that requires almost no effort whatsoever. These colleges are likely community or junior colleges, although they do not have to be.

A problem with such institutions is that students believe they are actually achieving something, when in reality they are wasting their time, unless they are transfering to an actual university. Teachers hand out grades because the school recieves money by form of retention rates. Even with the simplicity of this institution, most students end up droppng out; those that do make it out with a degree, usually accomplish nothing as well.
Such an institution exists in San Diego county in the city of Chula Vista, CA by the name of South Western College.

Fuck you and your cookie cutter college!

My bad, I forgot you went to cookie cutter college.
by CAGON619 February 28, 2008
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Community College

A Place where dreams die.
Self explanatory (Community College)
by ThisSuxs August 28, 2012
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Agnes Scott College

A small but highly-ranked liberal arts women's college on the outskirts of Atlanta. Its beautiful campus, Ivy-educated faculty, and low student-to-professor ratio attracts smart and ambitious women from all over the world. Of course, the high price tag and inevitable stereotypes, such as everyone's a lesbian or a wealthy senator's daughter, may deter a few.
Missy is a senior at Agnes Scott College pursuing a double major in art history and biology with a minor in French. She spends her weekends drinking with her boyfriend at Georgia Tech after a sleepless week of working at her internship and arranging club activities during the few moments not spent studying in the library.
by Graduating Senior December 14, 2008
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richland collegiate high school

A great idea in theory to get 2 years of college for free, but then you realize after only a day that you have entered high school hell. If high school weren't awkward enough. It is composed of an impossible curriculum see senior capstone and teachers who hate their lives.

If it were not for the friends made (if any) completing this program is completely impossible

Warning: may suffer from lack of sleep, suicidal thoughts, commit murder, lose your religion from swearing so much, and various mental conditions

Similar names: RCHS; Hell
Kid 1 : Hey where do you go to school?

Kid 2 : Richland Collegiate High School.

Kid 1 : aww I am so sorry.

Those teachers from RCHS suck!

A: Did you hear what happened to Tom from RCHS

B: Yeah I heard he committed murder from lack of sleep and is now in a mental facility.

A: sucks for him
by napkin fiasco November 13, 2009
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Metro, commonly referred to as "hell" by the sophomore class, is a STEM school.

Metro was created on the idea that kids could go on an accelerated school life, and go straight to college. By doing two years of college, students can get a start into the world.
Metro constantly changes, leading to confusion. Seniors relax, knowing that they will never again have to deal with Metro's flux, while the freshman class dread the upcoming years.

Procrastinators are never punished, thus everyone at Metro procrastinates in some way. The only way for a procrastinator to become punished is if the teachers call the parents. Students who find themselves on the receiving end of this expect to hear lectures.

Grading is one thing that has not changed in the history of Metro. At Metro, one must meet what is called MASTERY, or a 90% or higher. Failing to receive this grade, even receiving 89%, results in the dreaded WIP.

Metro runs on an online system. Students submit work onto a site called Taskstream, which are then graded by teachers that are tech-savvy enough to use a Mac. If a student does not have access to a computer, the school will provide a used MacBook. If the student does not have Wi-Fi, the school simply shows the kid to a hotspot.

The other part of Metro's monitoring system is known as PowerSchool. This is a grade book where teachers can put grades, giving parents a way to monitor kids. However, teachers never update their grade book, usually leading to classes with no grade.
Powerschool Grade: 89% (WIP)

Parent: Powerschool says You're not meeting your potential. I sent you to Metro Early College High School so that you could meet your potential

Student: Ok. (Notices lack of grading in over two months.)
by radio414 November 14, 2011
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