Called in slack

To phone or email your place of work with an obvious fabrication, saying you can't come in.

Hey, Manfred called in slack. He said his garage burned down again ...I heard empty beer cans knocked over in the background while he mumbled.

by Anonymus Bosch June 28, 2006

call 12

To call the cops, to call narcs

If you don't get the f*ck out my house imma call 12

by dinetime69 May 20, 2017

Call da cops

When ur in the white rich neighborhood

Omg they call da cops again!!

by Yeyeyeyeyejuice October 5, 2019

Call of Duty: Warzone

A game thats made me:

Leave a massive whole in my desk

Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games

Smash my controller

Wake up my household

Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor

Made me break a headset

Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition

Jack Spank9049: Hey you up for some Call of Duty: Warzone?
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!

by Jack Spank9049 March 28, 2021

phone call fairy

The magical, mystical being that gets busy work for you and your co-workers after everyone else has gone home.

-I thought we finished all the calls yesterday?
--We did. The phone call fairy must've come last night.


Worker 1: When we left yesterday our inbox was empty.
Worker 2: The phone call fairy came last night.

by Jurassic February 19, 2009

ham call

When you see a fat chick you raise your arm and briskly pat your side to alert others of the mini van with legs heading in your general direction.

hey thanks for the "ham call" i left that party once the fat chicks showed up.

my sides hurt so bad from "ham calling" all last night in the club

by BooM SquaD March 5, 2011

Commute Call

A phone call a driver makes while commuting from home to work or from work to home, usually small talk to friends or family members without anything in particular to say. A call just to kill drive time.

Scott commute calls his mother every day on his way to work.

by S-and-S May 12, 2012