Jimmy Buffett

Liked by only frat boys and alcoholic chicks from the south.

Jimmy Buffett needs to stop being this dumb island musician fuck cause he sucks and is even worse when intoxicated. All of his fans are at least 70 years old.

by bong water quenches my thirst January 14, 2011

Muff Buffer

A Muff Buffer is a man’s beard that is more than a 1/4 inches in length. Long enough so that when performing the art of cunilingus the beard tickles the girls Twat and also creates a street sweeper effect cleaning any lint or "Muff Biscuits" that might be there.

"It was her time of the month and I cought a Blood Biscuit in my Muff Buffer"
"She had a Yeast Infection, I have been pullin Bread Pellets out of my Muff Buffer"

by Vanilla Gorilla 187 January 24, 2006

buffty

a pussy , coward, someone who is scared

Adam:fuck off im not doing it
Aaron:go on ,dont be a buffty !

by ron23x May 4, 2010

buffer bitch

the person you bother when somthing is taking to long to load on your computer.

stacy was downloading some RPG and made me her buffer bitch. took over an hour.

by fool's folly February 23, 2011

Self Buffeting

To Kill yourself

Peter "I knew Victoria was depressed, but i didnt realise she would hang herself"

Sebastian " I know , I didnt see that self buffeting coming"

by Kaiser Moonbizzle III December 4, 2009

Buffer Shitting

When the buffering process of a video takes way too much time and is really really frustrating

I was going to watch Dick in a Box but the video was buffer shitting

by Gmagnum GJA March 18, 2009

bufftastical

A combination of the words buff and fantastical. State of being ridiculously buff, almost to the point of disbelief.

"Man, did you see Mr. Universe last night?? Mr. Big Body McBigger was looking pretty bufftastical."

by Konchii March 25, 2009